Bandori TV Characters Riddles

These are actually a bit difficult even with translation.

From Opening segment of Bandori TV Ep. 47
Original video: https://youtu.be/bPm3SPFXpaQ

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Bandori Seiyuu Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/BandoriSeiyuu

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As always if you see any incorrect translations (still learning more japanese), feel free to comment.
Sometimes I may reword sentences to make it sound normal in English instead of using direct translation.
Also please excuse my English sentence structures and grammar (for you English majors out there)